why God invented moving out

I moved out in february. Finally. After years of desperate calculations as to how much rent I could afford (approx. $8) versus how much landlords actually charge for apartments that have nice features like walls and non-drug dealing neighbours (approx...$800) I finally, finally, finally moved out.

Also beginning in february, my parents metamorphosised from annoying, paranoid nutcases into nice, intelligent people who I actually like spending time with.

Freeky how the timing worked out there, eh?