Dear Sydney from Alias,

why do you still still call Vaughn Vaughn? I mean, c'mon hon, I know you two work together, but you've been in love with him for, like, three seasons now. You dated him. You kissed him. You slept with him. He scattered your ashes on the beach when he thought you were dead. It broke your heart when you found out he was married, but dammit, you really tried to like his wife, even though she turned out to be a backstabbing bitch, and was sleeping with Sark.

So really, it couldn't hurt. Just call him Mike. Or even Micheal. Or even boy scout (though that's just a little kinky). It might be weird at first, but I think you'd get used to it.

Sincerely,

me